Whenever i see a guy making eye contact with me at the gym
IM FUCKING DEAD LMAOOOOO
If someone were to off me at least I wouldn’t have to off myself
Honestly just want to die
It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.
I don’t know the last time I had a good cry. You ever want to cry, but then can’t and get frustrated? I want to cry so badly, but there is no waterfall.
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